Making predictions is a common exercise in the security industry and elsewhere. If you want to participate but feel unsure how to make effective predictions, the Pandering Pentagram of Prognostication is the tool you have been waiting for:

»The five points of the pentagram represent the key elements of “good” predictions, get them all and your prediction will land in the center of the pentagram, assuring a center brain shot to your victim. I mean reader. Whatever.«


P.S.: The New School seems also tired of flaky predictions.